Queridos Reyes Magos...

Dear Wise Men,

This year I want...

a fucking Ipod Touch
a Scrabble board game
a scooter
a blue bike
a Six Flags annual ticket
a Pink Floyd limited edition box set
a Blackberry
a pair of Puma/Alexander McQueen 'Ghost' sneakers
an Hugo Boss suit
a joint
a strobe light
a pair of handcuffs
a Doberman
a white horse
an eagle eye
an iron fist
a metal heart ♥...

What? Is it up to me to get these? T ^ T